Jake Lloyd, Anakin Skywalker of nerd movie fame, turns into chubby, bitter nerd
 

Holy shit. Unca George ruined his life.

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His acting ruined that film for me. As bad as Jar Jar was, this kid was worse.

Lucas f-ed up by insisting on him and on trying to make a movie that appealed to 10 year olds when his core audience was 20+ at the time.

Frankly, everybody involved with any of the latter trilogy deserve to have their lives ruined.

There's a fan edit out there of Phantom Menace where it omits the dimwitted Jar Jar Binks and Anakin's "hijinks".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit

He probably beats off to memories of Natalie Portman.

I've thought about getting that.

Who doesn't?

So you guys have alot in common? :spock:

Can't blame anyone for that. Male, female, Gungan, Twi'lek.... They all wants someathat booty.

I attribute the latter trilogy's suckage to the fact that Lucas can't direct worth a shit and his head is relatively the size of Jupiter.

Horrible writing, horrible casting and the good actors he did get gave horrible performances as a result of his ego's refusal to hand over the reigns.

Whats with the nerdy types that rock back and forth like that? GoChiefs, you do that?

No. I'm a cool cat.

Child stars usually end up f**ked up. For every one Ron Howard there are 10 Danny Bonaduces and Todd Bridgeses.

I used to know a girl who went to college with the "two dollars!" kid from "Better Off Dead". She said he liked to drink a lot and was a bit angry, LOL, especially when classmates would yell at him, "I want my two dollars!" ROFL

Was his name "The Bad Guy"?

I want my five minutes back. Mother****er.