Damn Alligator BIT MY ARM OFF!
 

BEAUFORT, S.C. -- Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course.

The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him.

Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him.

A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.


Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4545614

Did he at least tear one of that bastard's eyes out?

ROFLROFL

Momma said football was too dangerous

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Gator Bait!

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You know that alligator got your hand? I got his head.

He's gonna slice like a mother****er now.....

I bet I can guess what his handicap is.

just tap it in, give it a little tappy, tap tap tap a roo

Damn. I knew golf was an expensive game to play, but I didn't know it could cost an arm...

This thread is full of win!

amos moses.
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these jokes are par for the course

I'll take Reasons I'd Never ****ing Live In The South for $1,000, Alex. :spock: