Smart, Smart, Smart !!!!!
 

A woman I met when I was selling cars at Nissan who I kinda made friends with practically let me move in with her, when I said "I may have to use your spare bedroom for a while", well she is an idiot and felt sorry for me and let me.

I have been at her house for one week and I only have a part time job, and no money in the bank... hell I'm not even looking for a job.

Why would I be pounding the pavement everyday looking for something and start looking to move, when she doesn't make me pay a damn dime? She mentions something everyday about me needing to find a better job and blah, blah, blah.... haha dumb bitch!

I am gonna milk this old bitch for as long as she is stupid enough to let me.

Haahahaha, oh, the only downside to the situation; the old hag won't get me any damn orange juice in the morning... But I make it up by stealing her smokes. ROFL

heh.
Badgranny is an inspiration to us all.

You forgot to mention the part about sticking her toothbrush up your ass...

Bristle end first.

ROFL

I bet your father is proud of you and what a man you've grown up to be.

Its a spoof thead you ****ing dumb****. Go **** yourself... then, buy a sense of humor. ROFL

You can BUY those?

Yeah, same section as the sarcasm meters.

She thinks she is stalked by dead people
don't say you were not warned

You're a girl? :spock:

Man this thread is ****ing reeruned.