I'm busy today; can somebody please pick up my box containing $8.5 million?
 

Of course I'll kick you a percentage for your troubles...




Good Day!

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Cashiers Cheque but did not hear from you since that time. So i went to the bank to confirm if the draft is getting close to expire and the Manager of the bank told me that before the draft will get to your address that it will expire. Then I told him to help me and cash the bank draft of $8.5 million to cash payment.

However, I have successfully cashed the draft and packaged your Cash in a Cargo box and had registered it in the PARCEL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY here in Benin Republic because I will travel soon to see my boss and will not come back soon.

You have to contact the PARCEL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY to know when they will deliver your package to your address. I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fees. The only money you have to send to them is their SECURITY KEEPING FEE to receive your package and as ido not know when you will be contacting them.

HERE IS PARCEL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY ADDRESS BELOW/
DR Jim ANITASI
E-MAIL: (parcelexprescourier0@live.fr)
CONTACT PHONE (+234)7066596281

Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you
immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX.

This is the information they need from you.
1. YOUR FULL NAME.
2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
3. YOUR CURRENT MOBILE NUMBER.
4.YOUR PHOTOGRAPH

Try to contact PARCEL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fees. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoidany mistake in the delivery.

Note; I didn't tell the PARCEL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY that it's moneyinside the box, I registered it as a package of an African cloths/Family Valuables. This is to avoid delaying or any upfront problem during the delivery, So do not let them to know that the package contents money inside until you have received it in your house address ok and this is the code which you send to them for verifications(PX002).

Do let me know as soon as you received your package. Contact me by email ok.
Best Regards,
BARR Ben Wilson

Send me the security keeping fee and I'll go pick it up for you.

Christ--We all have internet email accounts. Don't make us read yours, too. Ok,thx!bye@11123!7

If I needed any lip from the homo contingent I'd pull your pants down. Now change that sig line before you start singing show tunes.

My guess is you'd like to pull my pants down, anyway...yeah, I think I'm on to somethin' here...