Need Everyones Advice
 

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my motorcycle so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the engine oil cap on my cycle appeared to have a hairline crack and was leaking a little bit of oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealership where I bought it? thanks.

Smell her dick to see if it smells like pussy.

And duct tape the oil cap.

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Well played. :clap:

dealership, always.
sorry to hear about your bike.
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Take them both back...

You've given out too much reputation in the last 24 hours...

Rep.

It sounds to me like filling both of those cracks full of JB weld would solve both of your problems.

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Damn! Searched and couldn't find it.

This sounds like a plan...

LMAO

awesome.

ROFL Awesome!

You should the whole thing.

I just had to sign in on the comp here at school to rep you. AMAZING POST.