Customer Service
 

At my job we have livechat on our website. here's a conversation I had earlier with an Indian fellow.

Jon: how may I help you?
Visitor: can u tel me the cost of canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N in INR
Jon: what's an INR ?
Visitor: Indian Rupee
Jon: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.97
Visitor: ???
Jon: I'm in the USA. I have no idea how much a US machine will cost in Rupee's.
Visitor: k tel me in $
Jon: I don't ship out of the USA
Visitor: so
Jon: good bye
Visitor: fuck
Jon: fuckity fuck fuck
Visitor: suck it man
Jon: ok. pull it out and show it to me.
Jon: I love big c*cks
Jon: especially black ones
Visitor: then go 4 elephant

Wow. How professional

Was the call monitored??? If so you're ass would get canned.

R we supposed to be impressed with what a douchebag you are?

which one is you :)

You should have told him you don't ship to Hyrule.

Marlboro Chief???

You're awesome.

Heh - 30 seconds of search and I've located the only US company who sells the canon imageRUNNER iR 2022N but doesn't ship outside the US. Nice.

Yea, not cool at all. Though, Im calling BS on this all together. I am sure those chats are monitored and if thats the case you can kiss your easily replaceable customer service job goodbye...

Well, if he does get canned, I'm sure Comcast will hire him in a second.

ROFL or Mediacom

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This wasn't a waste of my time. No, not at all.

Now you know how we feel when we open your threads.