Pick Your Prize
 

So you walk into a Burger King for a Whopper and a large drink...screw the fries. The perky young woman at the counter gives you a new promotional "BK Lottery Ticket," which comes with the large drink. You pay and they say it'll take a minute for the Whopper, so you use one of the quarters from your change to scratch off the silver stuff on the ticket. You win!

The expiration date is 12/24/2009 (Just enough time to claim your prize before Christmas!), and you're given only two options:

WIRED Magazine - Tech stuff, wierd stuff, the occasional hot woman, prank ideas, etc.

Cosmopolitan Magazine - Hot women, sex stuff, fashion stuff, a section made specifically for male readers (other than the hot women), etc.

Which do you choose? Do you give it away or keep it for yourself?

(Poll forthcoming)

You're no Rainman.

Yeah.

Rainman's polls are tedious.

I'm likely to only be interested in a handful of things in WIRED.

Cosmopolitan has a shitload of interesting things. Even if it's some crummy interview with a senseless, vain celebrity I can jerk off to the pictures and ready about her stupid life.

I would hand it to the cashier and tell him/her to give that useless crap to someone who might appreciate it.

Cosmo is more likely to have stuff with Carrie Underwood, too.

I would mail it to GAZ.

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You still exist?

Science isn't always puppies and rainbows, you know. There's a lot of sweat and dedication behind adding to the body of knowledge about chiefsplanet, and someday when we develop a cure for trolls you're going to thank me for those "tedious" polls.

Tedious. Hmmph.

Oh, and I'd probably go with Wired, but the real prize would be not having to pick either of them.

I wouldn't bother claiming either "prize".

I wouldn't claim the prize at also.

Magazine subscriptions are an invite for junk mail.

how's that beard coming along? nail a fat chick yet?