Strange Chiefs-related Dream
 

I had a dream last night wherein I stole Larry Johnson's credit card in order to sign him up for a record-of-the-month club.

Seriously.

I have the lamest revenge fantasies ever.

Sounds like you and Gochiefs should hang out

my dreams always end badly ... i don't care how good they start something ****ed up happens and it ends up being part nightmare.

last night i had some dream where i was in a spring break type situation and Britney Murphy started hitting on me. She was still alive :) and it was a good sexy party time situation. Then after Britney and i had sex in some hallway we went out and got into my car to go to the beach.

all good

then i proceed to backup over a baby carriage being pushed by some lady who just appeared out of nowhere and the whole dream turned to shit. Police,DUI,Court,Jail people picketing demanding to have me executed. :doh!:

One time... I shared a Keystone Light with LeAnne Rimes, and talked about sex. Just talked...

It was incredibly real....

lol
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That's pretty funny. I had my first (or at least first that I remember) Chiefs dream last night. Pioli and Haley stopped by my house to talk about free agency. They wanted my input on guys around the league based on my fantasy football reputation...

I recently became the first guy in the 9 year history of our league to win it two times. Apparently this is a far greater accomplishment in my subconscious than it is in reality.

what drugs did,you take?
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Was it the one where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Probably the same, ones you took that make, misplaced commas, look cool.

I cant post any of the dreams I have had.

Nice. I've had plenty of dreams where I miss big games and become rather upset. I had a dream the night before a season opener that I totally forgot to watch the game. It was stressful.

I had a nightmare the other night that the Chargers won the Superbowl and all the bandwagoning Charger fans were all so happy. :(

Do you remember #s
and expiration date

I was hoping this had to do with the blond cheerleader on the horse.
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You should have signed him up for a years subscription to WPI.