OK, on a girl it's called a "tramp stamp"...
 

... but if it's on a guy what do you call it?

I'm inclined to call it a Douche Cartouche.

What did you get?

Why the **** would a guy get a tattoo on the small of his back?

So his boyfriend could have a target?

Hey, wasn't on me. I'm ink-free. But in this town, there are more tattoo parlors than ice-cream shops.

Springfield?

When I was there in the early 90's, you were surrounded by three things:

Tattoo parlors.

Chinese Restaurants.

Churches.

That explains the Woo-Tang Ink Chapel.

FYP

Just one word sums it up "GAY"!

I'm gonna go with the "Spooge luge".

A guy with a tramp stamp is plain queer.

When I lived there in 94, there were only 3. The one on the NE corner of campus at the end of Greek Row, another on Battlefield, IIRC and one in a shitty part of town that was the size of my dorm room.

Now there are over 10, I think.

Goal Posts?

A woody...

Claytons Viagra?