Would you, ya know... if you could... ya know...
 

If it, ya know... reached? :shrug:

I'd never leave the ****ing house.

Hell yeah.

I think the male race would have long been wiped out long ago due to universal sleep depravation.

The entire damn species would die out.

Just exactly what the hell purpose would women serve at that point?

It does reach, and yes, I do.

meh. it wouldnt be the same. Nothing like showing yourself that you're the boss by shooting one down your own throat

Having morning breath is bad enough, I cant imagine what dick breath would be like...


So count me out.

Name one man who masturbates who says they wouldn't do this, and I'll show you one man who is a bold-faced liar. Its really no different than jerking off, except it seems freakier cause we can't do it. But if guys around the world were capable of it, it would just be the accepted norm that you did this to masturbate, and there wouldn't be an issue with it whatsoever.

I do believe there are some guys who don't jerk it, though. I'm thinking those Shaolin Monks don't, which is why they can do what they do. :)

BTW just because you would suck yourself off doesn't mean you'd have to drink your jizzle. That's totally separate!

Well hell man, I didn't say I'd swallow.

The great thing about it is, you'd know damn well when to pull out and you don't have to worry about 5 lbs of hand pressure on the back of your head...

If you have to worry about dick breath well that's just your own fault. Go find a bottle of Scope and work on your timing.

I was talking about replacing shingles on the roof with a new ladder....

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Loser.

LOL this is hilarious!!

Slut.