The I've just gotten back from the bar and this is what I've eaten thread
 

Okay,I went out this afternoon with a buddy for a little Thursday Tap action,mainly because I'm leaving for a mini-vacation tomorrow to Chicago for a concert and hopefully a Cubs game Sat afternoon and wanted a bit of a headstart.

After seeing the other thread I thought why the hell not and I've had a 1/2 a reuben with extra Thousand Island and a salad with ranch dressing.

Damn, that sounds good. Mr. Flopnuts loves a good reuben.

i ate a vagina.

Well done or rare?

Thanks alot,now I have a mental pic of redwings

I'll leave it to you to judge, Mr Flopnuts. But remember, it's NSFW, very NSFW. Click at your own risk.

There you go.

This will not end....pretty

http://www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics...hycliklink.jpg

I refuse to cook anything that has been in my fridge for over a week. That's at least a month old.

Damn whats the expiry date on that thing?

This is gonna be a great thread if people are sober enough to remember to post in it.

I also want to hear about carnal activities, or at the very least who you brought home, how annoying they are, if you even like them or just see them as a warm hole, etc.

In other words you need some new :whackit: material

I can get that anywhere, my dear Nzoner. I find the rituals and tradition associated with bar hookups fascinating, as I do not participate in that culture. Think of drunk sluts and horny douchebags as gorillas in the mist, and I am Sigourney Weaver studying them.

LMAO

You never cease to amaze me

ROFL That's sig worthy.