You Wanna Play X-Box?
 

I just got home awhile ago after doing a job interview and running a few errands. The first thing I do is get my dog and take him for a long walk.

So, I'm out there walking my dog when I notice this African-American dude walking his dog. His dog is taking a dump and he's not picking up after his dog which I find irritating. We cross paths and I'm about to say something to the guy when he asks me, "HEY! You like X-box?"

"WHAT!!" This is short for WTF!! 'Cause usually when you're walking your dog and another person is walking their dog and they ask you something, it's usually about your dog or the weather or just a friendly "Hi."

Anyway, he repeats himself, "You like X-box?"

"Uhhh, I suppose I do."

"You wanna play X-box?"

Now, I'm really creeped out and I waste no time in replying, "NO! I don't want to play X-box!"

"Why not? I got all da games."

"Have a nice day!" I pull on my dog's leash and proceed to get the ***** out of there.

I've never met this dude in my life, but what sort of person asks a complete stranger with a dog if he wants to play X-box?!? JFC!!!

He was trying to sell you stolen games.

some people are just lookin for some company.

Precisely...that's what I figured.

But he looked like he had lost a few marbles too, so I really wasn't sure which one it was.

I was driving down the street at 35mph and an african american was walking towards me in the middle of my lane with his pants saggin.

As I weaved around him normally, he looked at me and through up his arms like he wanted to fight.

Might have been the same guy just asking me if I liked X-Box. I couldn't really hear him.

That is a pickup line.

How'd that work out for you?

:D

yep. He was trying to dangle his diddle in your dookie

A) He wanted to get you indoors to rob or rape you
B) He wanted to sell you stolen goods
C) He's insane and wanted to play XBOX with somebody

pickup lines don't always have to be on women or for sex.

He was just wanting to pick up a friend.... Ahhhhhhhh

That was me man. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to creep you out, I just wanted to play FIFA with you.

BTW, nice dog.

Dude just wanted to play some games with you....whats the problem?

Maybe he caught on to your dirty looks towards him and he was trying to make fun of you. Are you a doughy, nerdy, white man that looks like he plays too much xbox? If so, he was probably making fun of you. If not, then WTF indeed.

Bro-mance 101!
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