What do you think D-Bowe's facebook status update means?
 

This is his first post since Sept. 27. Posted it tonight.

He better be talking to God. It's going to take all of his might to bless Bowe with the ability to catch a football.

Never give up, obviously.

I wonder how many miles Haley has him running in full pads for every mental error in games...

We'll have to wait awhile until we win a SB. He's obviously throwing Cassel under the bus.

Obviously, it means that he knows that he's being traded to the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

It means he is through, through I tell ya.

He's talking about importing women. God first.

I'm gonna go with this.

It's code, obviously, Mr. GoChiefs.

The miles symbolize a long trip. The run is a metaphor for digging implements. And the dream represents Mark Casswelt's dead carcass buried somewhere in the desert.

FAX

He's working really, really, hard on that new rap album. He's just not getting any breaks.

Basically, he's admitting the Chiefs will only make the playoffs if they run over 300 YPG.

Or,

Charles needs more carries.

Shit happens, and I need to overcome it.

Gospel rap?

God sent him a word from heaven, but he dropped it.