Bouman, Brady, Roethlisberger, Brees and Rivers after 2 passes
 

I was thinking back to the early part of last Sunday's games, and I came across some pretty striking similarities.

Here we go:

Passes thrown:

Bouman 2
Brady 2
Roethlisberger 2
Brees 2
Rivers 2

Passes completed:

Bouman 1
Brady 1
Roethlisberger 1
Brees 1
Rivers 1

Touchdowns:

Bouman 0
Brady 0
Roethlisberger 0
Brees 0
Rivers 0

Interceptions:
Bouman 0
Brady 0
Roethlisberger 0
Brees 0
Rivers 0

Yards gained:

Bouman 20
Brady 10
Roethlisberger 14
Brees 13
Rivers 6

Number worn:

Bouman 4
Brady 12
Roethlisberger 7
Brees 9
Rivers 17

Tractors owned:

Bouman 1+
Brady 0 (just a guess)
Roethlisberger 0 (hard to rape a girl in the back seat of a tractor)
Brees ?
Rivers 0 (Bitches don't like tractors)


Those are some pretty promising coincidences IMO...much closer than I thought they would be.

Back to your regularly scheduled program...

This thread is unfair to Roethlisberger. He hasn't had as much time to practice with his receivers.

well, seeing as how many yards tb has compared to tb in that two pass study, and the fact big ben wears the same number as elways, the pats should've sent brady to kc or ari and picked up todd bouman for seventy million.
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What about Cassel?

That's amazing. I wonder what QB rating those equate to?

Sounds to me like David Gerrard better be looking over his shoulder........

To see if the name on the jersey is spelled correctly?

Why does it feel like we are in the offseason this week?

exactly what are we so suppose to notice in this data?

Big Ben now has to buy a tractor.

Todd Baumans qb rating for those two passes was the best in the NFL.

If I recall correctly, Cassel wears #7.

And I think he did not even complete a single pass in his first two attempts. So, these other quarterbacks listed completed an infinite more number of passes. If Cassel had completed twenty times the number of passes in his first two throws, he STILL would not have completed a single pass.

And, if that statistic wasn't bad enough, he didn't throw a touchdown in his zero completed passes in his first two passes. Luckily, the competition did not either, but I suspect these are off days for those players and we are likely seeing the ceiling for Matt.

KC had -3 passing yards with 9:00 minutes left in the 2nd quarter against Jax.

Excellent analysis seedy, this confirms exactly what I have suspected all along.

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