I'm sitting in a bathroom stall at the mall
 

And I swear the guy that went into the stall next to me was jacking off. Seriously, between the sounds and all the tp being used every thirty seconds, the guy had to be rubbing one out. WTF is wrong with people?

and you are where? with what in your hands? doing what?
and you ask us this???
i hope you keep wet wipes for your phone

ROFL

How long did you stay in there?

who...is...number two!?!

Did he have a wide stance too?

I'm on the Planet reading one of your posts... Yes wet wipes are handy. ;)

maybe the dude got a boner reading kcchiefsfanGoJC's thread about going down jellyroll lane and had to go rub one out.
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Not as long as I needed to be......

In fairness, some of the mannequins nowadays are quite attractive. Nipples and everything.

**blush**

Can you spare a square?

God, cut a whole and get it over with already

Or even a hole!
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I thought this was going to be a "foot-Tapping" story.