Resume tips?
 

Working on sprucing up my resume. Any tips? I love to write and be creative, but I'm not really one who is great a selling myself to employers.

photo copy your boobs and attach as a cover sheet.

FYI..when you send your resume over the net it shouldn't be formatted with any bold or large fonts unless it is sent as an email attachment. the automated resume readers will not read them unless they are in plain text.

And make sure you put on there that you're Bugeater's right hand woman on CP ;)

Shit, I was hoping you could help me with mine.

I would keep this in mind: the average resume gets -at best- 20 seconds worth of attention from an HR/hiring faculty.

Make it count.

we had a lady write down that at one point she was crazy but all better now. epic.

And be sure to note your amount of posts, rep points, casino cash and your current rep power.

The order of my resume:

Page 1
Name and personal info
Objective
Skills
Education
Work History

Page 2
Work Experience
About Me
References available upon request

Yes, excellent point! they are very important, and an integral part of doing things the right way ;)

Less is more.

Be conservative, sexy, but not sleazy.

Yes, this ALWAYS will win pts...

Hi,

Plz hire me.

Thx, Luv

Never accept resume tips from a football forum. None of us have jobs; and for good reason.

Is she bending over in a pic holding a piece of paper saying this? or is it a plain text kind of thing?