Best way to cook toast?
 

I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

This explains everything... Kinda loud though

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"Phillip Rivers isn't a bitch"

preheat oven 350 degrees

butter both sides

put toast on directly rack, not on pan

cook bout 8 mins

welder's mask

cutting torch

paper plate

the ove glove

Baste it thoroughly in Magic Johnsons blood,and then deep fry it in antifreeze.Enjoy!
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you forgot to add your head to oven.

NO U

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i didn't really mean you.
so, i should clarify:
*optional* you can add your head if you feel the need.

No butter and feed it to Norv Turner as if he doesn't choke enough already

ROFL /thread

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i think i'll stick my head in an oven now.

I think they invented a thing called a toaster.

You should go to your favorite ghey bar and find a dick to suck.