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Phobia 12-12-2010 01:10 AM

Dear Buck
 
Looks like your mother has been on craigslist again.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/2107518283.html

I want to find someone that can make me a custom pole about 36-42" tall and about 4-6" around. It must be able to vibrate with varying speeds and I would like it made out of something VERY sturdy like wood or thick rubber or plastic and be a plug in. (MUST BE A QUIET MACHINE) We also need it to be able to either have a removable base or a large suction cup thing on the bottom to adhere to relatively flat surfaces. It will be used outside and in depending on the season and what decorations are up so it can't get hot to the touch either as we will be putting things around it for effect.
If you know anyone who can make this for a reasonable price or if you can make it please let me know what you are looking for in trade or how much you would estimate it to cost.

Thank you.

Bowser 12-12-2010 01:12 AM

LMAO

Oh hell......

RealSNR 12-12-2010 01:13 AM

The gloves come off.

Slayer Diablo 12-12-2010 01:13 AM

They should do mudwrestling instead. Keeps the rep up after the whole "Butt Drag" fiasco, and well, it's easier to make a hole than build a pole.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2010 01:14 AM

This is a vicious troll. Brutal!

Buck is going to see this tomorrow and go:

http://i51.tinypic.com/14bj6kl.jpg

Reaper16 12-12-2010 01:16 AM

It's OK. Buck and Phobia are buddy buddy.

Chiefshrink 12-12-2010 01:17 AM

LMAO:clap:LMAO:clap:

2112 12-12-2010 01:18 AM

Hey, whoever constructs that can probably dismantle ultra peanuts penis also, maybe kill two birds with one stone?

stevieray 12-12-2010 01:31 AM

$90

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-12-2010 03:02 AM

Hey, I just happen to have one of those.

Lumpy 12-12-2010 03:47 AM

"36-42" tall and about 4-6" around"

:hmmm: :eek: GOOD LORD!!! ROFL

:hail:

JOhn 12-12-2010 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 7248792)
"36-42" tall and about 4-6" around"

:hmmm: :eek: GOOD LORD!!! ROFL

:hail:

I'm sure you can work up to it :fire:

Lumpy 12-12-2010 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 7248794)
I'm sure you can work up to it :fire:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dick. LMAO

JOhn 12-12-2010 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 7248798)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dick. LMAO

LMAO

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Funny though, I get that reaction from hot women a lot :shrug:

boogblaster 12-12-2010 08:16 AM

Buck's mama knows rolling hole spiking .......


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