Dear White Knights of the Internet
 

Kindly go **** yourselves.

Signed, The rest of the internet.

Eh....

wut?

lol

Here's how a typical White Knight scenario goes down.


Male Poster: Talk about some subject

Female Poster: Responds

Male Poster: keeps talking

Female Posters: responds, mentions something about her personal life

Male Poster: Giggity!

WHITE KNIGHT 1: WOW ****ING REALLY BRO JUST TRYING TO GET IN HER PANTS?

WHITE KNIGHT 2: JESUS ****ING CHRIST YOU MAKE ME SICK.

Male Poster: Uh, wait what?

WHITE KNIGHT 1: **** YOU JUST GO TO ****ING HELL. DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ASSUME EVERY GIRL ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

Male Poster: Um what? I was just making a joke, this is the internet of course.

WHITE KNIGHT 2: OH **** YOU! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THE INTERNET INSUFFERABLE

Male Poster: Oh well sorry.

Female Poster: Um, it really didn't bother me

Dear Black Knights of the Internet

I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH YOU
BUT I MUST PASS THIS BRIDGE

Signed, King Arthur

Dude, you'll soon learn that place is horrid about protecting female members at all costs.

Don't insult them.

Don't catcall.

Don't criticize their appearance.

Don't correct anyone who says one of the fatties is "beautiful" or "gorgeous."

That place is a liberal bleeding heart breeding ground. Women are sacred creatures.

ROFL.

Thanks, you just gave me an idea for a video.

NONE SHALL PASS

I have no quarrel with you, good white knight
But I must hit on this female

THEN YOU SHALL DIE

Clearly, you've demonstrated such amazing respect for the female gender that everyone else must be wrong and you're definitely right.

Yeah no ****ing shit. The comment I made was about as harmless as it gets. They are going to love the short I am going to make that was inspired by them.

:spock:

but... but... but... they're TWINS!!!

LOL

I'm lost.