Penis Freckle.
 

WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!

It's a toooooma

my boss is takin a crap and it smells like catshit.

You know what, someone once told me that those kinda freckles are "Angel Kisses".

Does that mean an Angel kissed my love stick? Maybe it's a blessing?

Just chop it off.

Here's a link for once you figure out what it really is: http://www.stdmatch.net

Beat me to it.

Maybe your penis needs less sun

This is serious. I can't be a penis model with this thing uglying it up.

I never got a bass & don't feel in the least bit cheated.

heh. oops.

I'm serious too. Get an exacto knife and cut right around the freckle.

I'm not even a guy and the thought of that made me cringe.

And leave a scar? No way.

Then again...chicks dig scars, right?

You wanna be a crotch model? You've got to man up and take some initiative.