Gladiator Round 1, Match 24: Red 5 vs. dpg4zombie
 

Red 5:

Halberd

No backup weapon

Time to prepare: 77 seconds

dpg4zombie:

Blow gun with 3 curare darts

Backup bowie knife

Time to prepare: 78 seconds



Venue:


A comedy club full of half-drunk people

Starting distance: 50 feet

Red 5 gets shot with a dart while doing some star trek battle thing to show off.

This is a Halberd:

http://www.a2armory.com/images/axes-...valHalberd.jpg

I've got plenty of cover to avoid the darts, and a long reach. I GOT THIS BITCHES!

Blowguns are INCREDIBLY easy to shoot accurately... hitting a target as large as Sloth would be easy... especially in a comedy club full of seated patrons. I see no way that Sloth could get within the distance needed to use the halberd... which is NOT an easy weapon to wield.

I think a challenge for Red 5 is going to be a bunch of half-drunk guys jumping on him to be heroes. If a guy with a halberd is running through a comedy club trying to kill a guy with a blowgun, people will always assume the halberd guy is the bad guy.

Since when am I a goddamn sloth?

All I have to do is wait for zombie to misfire on three darts.

Is teedubya performing at this comedy club? If so, the zombie guy will waste all his darts trying to shut him up.

I'll bet you can shield yourself behind some group of women out on a bachelorette night.

No.. not A sloth... SLOTH the reerun from Goonies.

http://atothejay.files.wordpress.com...s-sloth-12.jpg

LMAO

Sloth was a victorious warrior

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vQJTWne01R...s400/sloth.bmp

Drunk people are excellent cover. Then it's just a simple matter of skewering my way to victory.

Easy, Bouncer tackles Gochiefs because he enters the club with a big ass knife, dpg4zombie comes in while Gochiefs is being restrained and shoots the blowgun at his neck and leaves unoticed

gochiefs dies.

Sort of but more likely bouncer yells at gochiefs and his pisses down his leg. dpg4zombie laughs so hard gochiefs tackles him a stabs him accidentally~