Chester taylor or Thomas jones
 

skjensenSean Jensen
BREAKING: RB Chester Taylor will be released by #Bears, according to league source.

Does Chester start locker room fights?

Gain more than 2.9 per carry?

Taylor averaged 2.4 yards per carry last year. No thanks.
I know the Thomas Jones hate is thick around here, but my God...

But does he assault his teammates?

Can I choose to go with neither?

As long as your answer doesn't involve Jackie Battle, it's an option.

Deal.

No Taylor, Jones or Battle.

Thomas Jones easily

that said

I really hope Thomas Jones gets 5 carries or less per game...

I really want Charles and Dex getting 80-85% of our rushes

Ok. So who's left? And don't say McCluster.

This is the correct answer.

McClain.

why can't we say McCluster?

Thomas Jones is the least of our offensive worries

I now click into threads to see if the thread has:

a) Turned into a Matt Cassel bash, OR

b) Turned into a McCluster argument.

It's like the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. All threads will eventually decay into one of those two states.

Why would you want that scrub Mccluster to get so many carries? Do want to see him fumble the ball or get killed on the field? That worthless midget shouldn't get more than 5 carries a game.