The New Name for Sabby Piscatelli
 

In light of his overall suckness I think he should be give a new name for the Planeteers to use for the remainder of his time on this team (which hopefully won't be long).

I'll start.......Sorry BitchAlready

Update: I'm going to take the advice of ol leftnut and keep the names that people seem to like in the OP. I'll try to keep it going throughout his time here I'm sure we can come up with some good ones because "THERE IS ALOT OF SUCK IN THIS ONE"


So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Mother****er
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Scabby Puscatelli
Pisspoorcatelli
Saddy leavealready
Shitty Shitatelli
Big Giant Turd
Snookie's Cat
Fist Pump
Beastiality
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Stevie Piscatelli
Crappy Pisspoortackling
Pansy Sisicatelli
Munson
yourmom'sawhore-atelli
Slappy "Scorch."
Guido
Italian Mike Brown.
Sorry Pissed His Belly
Sabby Piss
Burned in Coverage
"Slappy" Pissytelly
"Waived"
Shabby Coveraggi
Worst In The League
Beaten on the Play
"teh Suck"
Sloppy "Slower than a woman with a baby in her belly"
Soggy Pastaroni.

His name sound like he should have had a minor role in Grease 2.

I already have one for him. But I'd Probably get banned.

Hint: Starts with an F and ends in a Y and has agg in between.

I still can't believe this dude made the team.

LMAO

He is an absolute disaster. Good thing we didn't sign NE's safety.

Hmmmm....how about "Useless Mother****er"?

It fits a guy that's just as slow as McGraw yet somehow far far less intelligent.

He's one of the worst players I've ever seen. He was horrible last season as well and in the pre-season.

How the hell did this guy even make an NFL roster?

Pollard thinks he's weak in coverage.

Is that the guy on a Bills crossing pattern TD instead of hitting the receiver he 'jumped' over to avoid contact?

I think Lewis is a nice player for a 5th round pick.

But Brandon Merriwether was/is one of the better safeties in the league. He'd have been a fantastic pickup. He would also have allowed Berry to slide over to FS, where he could better utilize his athleticism and skills as a ball-hawk (though we don't really run conventional FS/SS pairings anyway - ours are kinda interchangeable).

But hey, just remember that Scott Pioli is smarter than anyone else in the room and don't need no stinkin' players to win.

Absolute useless trash. I'd rather have DaJuan Morgan playing back there. ****, i'd rather have Quinten Lawrence playing Safety than that POS.

STILL can't believe he made the team.

Pisspoorcatelli

It ain't Sabby's fault. You knew what you were getting with him. Screw Scott for not pursuing someone better like Whitner.

Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"

Someone on here came up with Saggy Pistachio and I have adopted that name for him. Credit to whoever came up with that name.