Cry me a river Jerry
 

NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building.

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Nice spoof LMAO

Americas team MY ASS!

I heard it was Halliburton that made Romo fumble at the one.

I imagine a roll in his money pit will cheer the old bastard up.

... if he cries, he loses those pretty eyes of his, and this it's off to the plastic surgeon again.

Um I said spoof

I have you on ignore, and didn't see your last line.

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