My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries
 

Now it's just a toothbrush...

I'm sorry.

I have no idea how teeth were cleaned before the invention of electric toothbrushes. :D

And when an escalator breaks....it just become stairs.

The sad part is, I just bought this bastard a few weeks ago. First electric toothbrush I ever owned. I liked it, but not enough to go buy new batteries for it.

Then you don't have an electric toothbrush, you have a battery powered toothbrush.
If you had electric you could put it back on the charge stand. Sonicare works great.

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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I didn't, but I wanted a regular banana later...so yeah.

(C'mon - next time you rip off Mitch Hedberg, come clean with it)

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

You should get 1 of those little birds that eat meat from between the teeth of alligators. They require no power other than meat.

I like steak.

Yeah it's one of those 12 dollar pieces of crap that I have. Might as well just get a new one.

I used to do the battery powered ones. They lasted a while for me. Never had major complaints.

But then the wife & I switched to electric. I charge it maybe once a week. Love it. Go that route. Forget the batteries. You'll thank me later.

"I hate flossing...

I wish I just had one long curvy tooth..."

That one seems appropriate for this subject.

Sounds like the wife has been using your tooth brush at night all alone!