Matt Cassel to be mauled by mountain lion
 

LMAO

Haley says 'buddy system' is in effect with mountain lion near


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...und-the-league

As if the Kansas City Chiefs didn't have enough obstacles standing in their way this season, the team is now apparently contending with a mountain lion roaming near the team's practice facility.

Chiefs coach Todd Haley was asked during his media session on Friday if the rumors were true about the hulking cat.

"I've seen the pictures of that mountain lion, but I've heard a couple different rumors of how close it actually was to the vicinity," Haley said with a half smile. "But it's got a lot of guys running to their car quick at night, the buddy system's in use."

According to Wikipedia, the mountain lion is "a capable stalk-and-ambush predator" that "pursues a wide variety of prey." Good times.

Haley was asked if he was worried about walking through the parking lot after the sun sets.

"I just kind of hobble fast to the car, have it started, and jump in fast," he said.

With his impressive neck beard and overall grizzled look, we feel like Haley would handle himself well if he encountered the beast. Obviously it would end horribly, but he'd probably put up a decent fight.

I bet Haley has Matt go start his car for him, Buddy system.

I'm worried about Romeo Crennel, that's a tasty, slow dinner.

Don't worry, Romeo has Becht as his buddy, great decoy, maybe except nobody even knows hes there. He has a sweet job.

I hope Charles and Berry don't hang around the facility, I don't want them limping around in the parking lot.

whoever is Mcnuggets buddy has it best. He can be brought down easy after his 5th spin in place his buddy can get away in safety...Except eating Mccluster is like eating Chinese, you'll be hungry again in 10 minutes, Luckily for the moutain lion we have plenty of useless players on the team that can take a fall for Bowe, Hali, DJ, ect,..

Would the NFL reward us a supplemental pick if one of our guys was eaten?

Say, Cassel?

haha

Its just Tamba

hahahahahhahaha


just get tamba out there to spear it. itll be his practice for the day before the game

No kidding. You know the lion is going to go after a limping prey if he has a choice.

It's Tebow.

I didn't realize they had mountains in Kansas lol epic troll

Racks on racks on racks,..err or something like that.

Bailey ain't ate it yet

I actually had a dream about this, but I never thought it would actually happen.