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Bump 12-06-2011 04:54 PM

In The Next 25 Years. Bump's foresight.
 
-college athletes will get paid
-baseball will still be the worst sport next to soccer
-football players will be suspended and fined for smiling
-quarterbacks will wear a red or off colored shirt and will not be allowed to be tackled
-Will Shields will be in the HOF
-Royals still won't get anywhere near .500, but will produce 2 league MVP's for other teams.
-marijuana will finally be legal in most states not near the bible belt
-it will keep getting colder every winter
-no prophecies out of the bible will come true
-the south will start getting serious about taking the country back
-the average IQ will be at least 39 points lower
-gang violence will affect every city with at least a population of 10,000
-the middle class will now be considered people who make at least $200,000 per year and everyone else are lazy bums
-Most of florida will be underwater
-gravity will finally be a law and not a theory
-evolution will finally be a law and not a theory
-the number of atheists keep rising
-there won't be any beloved presidents, they will all be hated equally.
-online poker will be huge and based in america
-Mega corporations, their employees who face the customers will wear a number rather than a name tag
-still no cures for anything
-hospitals will start charging $20,000 to check in
-I will still be using this here iMac
-someone here will have over 1 billion posts
-Chiefs win a superbowl with a quarterback that they drafted in the first round
-Call of Duty will put out the top selling game every single year
-Technology for online gaming, the internet quality and connections will be exactly the same as it is now.

Buck 12-06-2011 05:01 PM

-I will still not have given a **** about anything you said for the past 27 years.

Gonzo 12-06-2011 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8176166)
-I will still not have given a **** about anything you said for the past 27 years.

Buck will be the new Skip.
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BWillie 12-06-2011 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 8176160)
-college athletes will get paid
-baseball will still be the worst sport next to soccer
-football players will be suspended and fined for smiling
-quarterbacks will wear a red or off colored shirt and will not be allowed to be tackled
-Will Shields will be in the HOF
-Royals still won't get anywhere near .500, but will produce 2 league MVP's for other teams.
-marijuana will finally be legal in most states not near the bible belt
-it will keep getting colder every winter
-no prophecies out of the bible will come true
-the south will start getting serious about taking the country back
-the average IQ will be at least 39 points lower
-gang violence will affect every city with at least a population of 10,000
-the middle class will now be considered people who make at least $200,000 per year and everyone else are lazy bums
-Most of florida will be underwater
-gravity will finally be a law and not a theory
-evolution will finally be a law and not a theory
-the number of atheists keep rising
-there won't be any beloved presidents, they will all be hated equally.
-online poker will be huge and based in america
-Mega corporations, their employees who face the customers will wear a number rather than a name tag
-still no cures for anything
-hospitals will start charging $20,000 to check in
-I will still be using this here iMac
-someone here will have over 1 billion posts
-Chiefs win a superbowl with a quarterback that they drafted in the first round
-Call of Duty will put out the top selling game every single year
-Technology for online gaming, the internet quality and connections will be exactly the same as it is now.

That just gave me a huge chubby. Yes please!

Dr. Facebook Fever 12-06-2011 06:06 PM

Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

cabletech94 12-06-2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me (Post 8176277)
Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

burn!LMAO

Shogun 12-06-2011 06:17 PM

I will be dead hopefully. **** that noise.

Bacon Cheeseburger 12-06-2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beer me (Post 8176277)
Someone with a picture of The Situation as an avatar will want to be taken seriously and not understand why he isn't.

What? There's a person named "The Situation"?


Edit: Nevermind, I Googled it...MTV pillowbitery. No wonder I didn't know who that was.

GloryDayz 12-06-2011 06:57 PM

So, Swami Bump, 25 years from now will the dastardly Hunt family still own the Chiefs? If so, will their hate for the fine city of KC still be alive and thriving, and will they continue to be epic failures in terms of post-1969 SB wins?

http://www.justice-for-premananda.or...hilippines.jpg

Rain Man 12-06-2011 07:28 PM

Utah will cease to exist.

Rain Man 12-06-2011 07:29 PM

As health care costs continue to rise, crowdsourcing will become an increasingly popular surgical technique.

KcMizzou 12-06-2011 07:30 PM

In the year two thousaaaaaand......

Rain Man 12-06-2011 07:30 PM

Scientists will genetically merge kittens and Japanese swimsuit models to expand the frontiers of cuteness to previously unimagined levels.

Rain Man 12-06-2011 07:33 PM

Brett Favre will become the all-time passing leader of the Los Angeles Jaguars.

Dr. Facebook Fever 12-06-2011 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8176422)
What? There's a person named "The Situation"?


Edit: Nevermind, I Googled it...MTV pillowbitery. No wonder I didn't know who that was.

I'm proud of you for not knowing that and ashamed of myself for knowing.


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