Spinoff: What has dog done for you?
 

I'm a happier man because of dog. On the few occasions I've been lucky enough to hunt with dog, it has certainly made the experience more fruitful and more fun. I feel safer with dog in my house. My kids play with dog. Best of all, everyone believes in my dog.
you?

dogs make me feel great; eager to see me each day. protective. know when I don't feel well; or know when I'm in a bad mood and try to play/cheer me up.

I love Dog.

I prayed to dog for a sign the other day and ended up with poop on my carpet. Thanks dog!!

God gave my first dog cancer.

Dog > god.

Dog woke me from a nap during MNF with a nasty fart.

I'd like to take a moment to thank Dog for retrieving those pheasant for me several weeks ago. And also for swimming out in the cold pond to bring me all those dove I shot.

However, Dog also chewed a hole in my good thermal socks while deer hunting last weekend. But I trust that it was likely to teach me a lesson about something or other.

All in all, praise Dog.

Cancer is the #1 dog killer.

LMAO

My dog ate my hollow choclolate easter bunny. I was mad so I put out a bowl of antifreeze. Maybe that was an over reaction but he never did that again.

Was watching Air Bud the other day after smoking a bowl and dog told me to never give up.

Dog answered my phone for me.

my Dog never asked me for money so he could build a tax-free Dog House.

Dog rules because he acts as though you have been gone for weeks even though you were gone only long enough to check the mail.

exactly^
and, he thinks you're the smartest person in the world.