Happy national compliment day
 

To you, random poster reading this, I'd just like to say that not only are you the most talented, intelligent and witty person ever to grace the internet, but you're also the most physically attractive. You are indeed a sexy bitch. You are to be commended on your success, your ability to master even the most difficult of tasks with ease and your atheletic prowess. You make it all look easy.

Kudos random poster. You are the wind beneath my wings.

Is this your attempt to post a thread not worthy of DC ?

:holdman:

You are not as dumb as you look. :grouphug:

It's merely my attempt to let you know how super duper neato you are.

**** YOU!

You're special to me.

Have you lost weight? You don't sweat much for a fat chick....

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch!"

I like beer also and that means I like your username~

You may not be perfect, but you are way below average.

You make me feel really intelligent, especially when you talk.

Your boyfriend is gay, but I don't think you are.

You're such a great person I'd like to share my semen with you .



Hows that!

From Germans who say nice things:
"AWWCCKKK! YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER YOU ARE GETTING BETTER!!"

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You Suck.

**** off.