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royr17 03-22-2012 01:31 PM

Manís obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning
 
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...230608456.html

Man’s obituary says he wanted to die before Broncos acquired Peyton Manning

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A Denver Broncos fan died on Monday, before he had to see his beloved team sign one of his least favorite players.

According to his obituary in the Columbia Daily Tribune, 78-year-old Jim Driver "wanted out" before he had to see Peyton Manning don a Broncos jersey. This is the lead paragraph from that obit:

James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done.

That's all sorts of fantastic. You know the old adage: If you're gonna go out, go out with some style and/or by taking a shot at the player you hate the most.

Obituaries for private citizens are usually submitted by family members, so it's likely that one of Mr. Driver's relatives had some fun with the wording of the piece. No word on what he would have thought of the Tim Tebow trade.

AndChiefs 03-22-2012 01:32 PM

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BigCatDaddy 03-22-2012 01:36 PM

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Von Dumbass 03-22-2012 01:38 PM

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Old Dog 03-22-2012 01:39 PM

damnit Knowmo

pr_capone 03-22-2012 01:40 PM

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gblowfish 03-22-2012 01:53 PM

I'll bet it was Mizzou basketball that killed him. That damn near killed me.

mcaj22 03-22-2012 02:22 PM

holy shit you guys got the queef perfect lol

Deberg_1990 03-22-2012 02:26 PM

This could have been NZoner had Manning signed with the Chiefs.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-22-2012 03:53 PM

Shame it wasn't Peyton himself.

Garcia Bronco 03-22-2012 03:55 PM

well bye

Sofa King 03-23-2012 06:07 AM

Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.

penguinz 03-23-2012 06:56 AM

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Congrats on QUEEF everyone. It's not easy to do 'round here.

I would hope so since 99% of the members are male.


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