The Best Offer
 

So far for this money Gonzo gave me, the best offer I have for it is to own the name of a poster for six months. That could be pretty fun.

Can anyone top that offer?

Give it to me and I'll abuse the poster of your choosing with the abuse that you choose.

Name your terms, I'm up for about anything.

Why? Just to piss off some people. That's why.

I'll give you 6 months with avatar privileges as well.

So that's what it takes to get the mods to abuse FOR you. Give them the money they gave you, then let them wreck havoc. It's like a Ponzi scheme, only in reverse!

Hmmm, not bad. Pesticles has a natural ring to it.....

I'll up it to one year, and I'll root like I'm a Chief fan during our 2 games against eachother this year.

I'll top anything the n00bs offer.

And I'll change the Chargers logo in my sig to a Chiefs logo.

I'll draw Paint pictures of stick people chicks stripping.

You should really do that anyway.

On top of that, I'll donate $5 to CP in your name so you can have donater privs.

Wouldn't you rather abuse a Nebraska fan for six months?

I'll draw a Paint picture of a stick Kyle DeLexus sucking a dick.