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alnorth 04-07-2012 11:13 PM

Ball Powder
 
Do you use it? Talc or non-Talc? Name brand? (Gold Bond or some other brand?) If so, what is your recommendation/experience with it?

lcarus 04-07-2012 11:15 PM

I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports

KcMizzou 04-07-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8524948)
I usually use Gold Bond. It tingles a little at first. Then it builds up and feels like you just got your balls sucked by the abominable snowman after he drank a shamrock shake and smoked a carton of Newports

LMAO Rep.

pr_capone 04-07-2012 11:23 PM

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lcarus 04-07-2012 11:24 PM

It's like my balls dressed poorly and went on a ski trip.

KcMizzou 04-07-2012 11:24 PM

I'm a Gold Bond guy... nobody wants swamp ass.

Although I really wanted to make the "Johnson's baby powder, and Cool Water cologne" reference.

lcarus 04-07-2012 11:26 PM

But I guess it's better for my ball sack to feel like it got locked in a meat freezer for a week than for it to smell like I just sodomized Swamp Thing after he ate an enchilada tv dinner.

Simply Red 04-07-2012 11:28 PM

I've been powdering my balls for years.

lcarus 04-07-2012 11:30 PM

I used some Gold Bond a while back and had sex with my girlfriend. Her labia stuck to my sack like a 5 year old boy trying to lick frost off a ski pole. It was an awkward situation.

SNR 04-07-2012 11:35 PM

I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?

lcarus 04-07-2012 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8524973)
I've never used powder on my balls. Not even once. What the hell is it supposed to do?

Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.

Simplicity 04-07-2012 11:37 PM

Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?

KcMizzou 04-07-2012 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8524976)
Keeps you from getting all sticky and sweaty and smelly down there. It's like a Tic Tac for your nuts.

Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.

lcarus 04-07-2012 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8524979)
Seriously... and it's more comfortable. You don't want your ball sack sticking to your thigh when it's hot out.

Amen. Nobody likes bat wings in the summer.

Johnny Vegas 04-07-2012 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplicity (Post 8524978)
Who want's to bet listopencil's daughter is secretly checking this thread out? Anyone? No one?

I think its time to bump some explicit threads from the past


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