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Archie F. Swin 04-12-2012 07:47 PM

Do they make underwear for men with BALLS?!
 
I need supportive drawers! It's entirely possible that, at age 39, I have the nut sack of a 70 year old, but GAWD DAMN I'm tired of my junk fallin out all over the place just by doing something as simple as jumping in my jeep. Am I gonna have to start wearing a ****ing jock everyday? I want some underwear that keep my balls in place. Women get lift and support from their bras, right? I WANT THAT for my balls, support! Surely there are men out there who don't like their balls slippin out their draws all the time, right? Help me Chiefsplanet! Help me keep my balls to myself!!

:cuss:

Inmem58 04-12-2012 07:48 PM

Peyton Manning

Count Alex's Wins 04-12-2012 07:51 PM

boxer briefs

Okie_Apparition 04-12-2012 07:51 PM

Wash your taint
sounds like they're trying to get as far away as possible

Toadkiller 04-12-2012 07:51 PM

gold bond powder

Kyle DeLexus 04-12-2012 07:52 PM

Gold bond

Kyle DeLexus 04-12-2012 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toadkiller (Post 8537463)
gold bond powder

beat me by that much.

Jewish Rabbi 04-12-2012 07:53 PM

I hate that I hafta buy boxers a size too large just do my dick doesn't stick out down the leg.

Tombstone RJ 04-12-2012 07:53 PM

go with the flow bro, let it all hang out. Or, boxer briefs?

morphius 04-12-2012 07:55 PM

just duct tape them to your leg.

lcarus 04-12-2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 8537466)
I hate that I hafta buy boxers a size too large just do my dick doesn't stick out down the leg.

Must be a nice problem to have.

lcarus 04-12-2012 07:58 PM

The one thing I hate about boxer briefs is the elastic legging parts always get stretched out and then they ride up. They won't stay down. If they would, I'd always wear them. Instead, I usually just go with boxers. I do own a couple pairs of boxer briefs, but I only wear them when my boxers are dirty.

Tombstone RJ 04-12-2012 08:00 PM

You gotta get the boxer briefs with the longer legging, not the short leg ones. It works lots better.

ChiefsNow 04-12-2012 08:04 PM

This Thread is just plain nuts.

lcarus 04-12-2012 08:08 PM

If anyone finds a good pair of boxer briefs that have leggings that stay down and don't stretch out too easily, let me know.

Cuz the pairs I have now are just far too weak for my thunderous thighs. It's like trying to arrest a grizzly bear with handcuffs made out of linguini. The bear is gonna find it's way out quickly and with ease.

It's the opposite of the problem that some women have with keeping their pantyhose from rolling down. Someone needs to devise a type of garter belt for keeping mens boxer brief leggings down.


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