Help! A Rabbit Ate My Possum!
 

So my prick of a neighbor recently received a gay ass looking white rabbit as a gift. Well the son of a bitch has big sharp teeth, and he can jump.... And now i have to look at all the bones of my poor pet possum (who i named Pestilence because she was extremely lazy, ugly and she smelled like shit 99% of the time).

Any ideas on how I can kill this damn rabbit? I've tried a frontal attack, but i was forced to run away after it killed several of my buddies by biting their heads off. (I was warned but i didn't listen... Who knew it was such a killer).

Conduit bender....but watch out if it is wearing a hoodie.

LMAO

Touch it.

Antifreeze

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One.... two.... FIVE!

Just knock it's teeth out.

my very first thought

It was my second thought. My first thought was how much I hate possums. :mad:

This is a prayer thread? Is that because of the Holy Hand Grenade???

Any of you guys have these read to you when you were young/ read these to your kids? Sofa, I suggest reading this. Maybe it will help you find its weakness
http://www.toplessrobot.com/bunnicula.jpg