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Rain Man 08-24-2012 10:25 AM

Bring him in at QB?
 
6-11, 500 lb. football player for some semi-pro team, as near as I can tell.

I don't think he's going to make it to the pros, and it's really not that interesting of a story, but ... well, I don't know why I'm posting it other than to say, 'here's a video of a big football player'.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#...all-player.whp

suds79 08-24-2012 10:28 AM

And it looks like 300 of that is all in his stomach. ;)

The Franchise 08-24-2012 10:29 AM

That dude is so out of shape.

suds79 08-24-2012 10:31 AM

I think if I was an opposing coach I might just tell the O-linemen "Don't bother blocking him. He ain't going to tackle nobody"

BoneKrusher 08-24-2012 10:31 AM

that's Jamarcus Russell isn't it?

bevischief 08-24-2012 10:33 AM

He needs to spend more time in the weight room.

HemiEd 08-24-2012 10:34 AM

He needs to hook up with Flopnuts and his fatties thread. That dude is nasty fat.

Rain Man 08-24-2012 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 8847404)
I think if I was an opposing coach I might just tell the O-linemen "Don't bother blocking him. He ain't going to tackle nobody"

Yeah, pretty much. If you don't run directly at him, I don't think you have anything to worry about. So maybe on a QB sneak you'd have to think about him.

I must say, though, he doesn't look like a 500-pounder. I guess when you're 6-11 there's a lot of room to hold weight.

Black Bob 08-24-2012 10:38 AM

Reminds me of the "heft lefty" aka "Godzilla" Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky. Is he still backing up Eli manning? I think in NY they called him "Pillsbury Throw Boy." That dude is a big son of a bitch.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress....heftylefty.jpg

http://fromthelandofoz.com/wp-conten...d-Lorenzen.jpg

BoneKrusher 08-24-2012 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8847433)
Reminds me of the "heft lefty" aka "Godzilla" Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky. Is he still backing up Eli manning? I think in NY they called him "Pillsbury Throw Boy." That dude is a big son of a bitch.

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress....heftylefty.jpg

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lol
didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?

Black Bob 08-24-2012 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneKrusher (Post 8847443)
lol
didn't he once beat out Kurt Warner as Eli's backup?

He sure did.

htismaqe 08-24-2012 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suds79 (Post 8847394)
And it looks like 300 of that is all in his stomach. ;)

His arm flaps weigh at least 50 pounds each...

KCUnited 08-24-2012 10:46 AM

That ain't shit. /Punt, Pass, and Kick Andy Reid

Fish 08-24-2012 10:49 AM

Heart failure waiting to happen...

Bump 08-24-2012 11:17 AM

that dude has 10 years to live, MAX


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