What is this I don't even.
 

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LMAO

I believe that is one of "the signs" of the Apocalypse. Prepare, the end is nigh.

yeah dawg yo homey yo

Drown it in a hippo pool.

Oh. My.

....and to think I couldn't think the commercials could get any worse than that douce riding around the country in his car.

Don't they sell pizzas at Jerry Jones World for like $60 or something?

I shudder to think how much a whole pizza costs. The nachos are $12 but they were surprisingly good. They contained plenty of cheese and meat and I actually got full from them.

Yeah... $60 pizza... http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/08/...as-reported-w/

I think I could hold off on pizza for a few hours. Hell, I'd just go out to the parking lot and bum some BBQ off someone on the walk back to the car.

One of many signs. One of many.

Lotsa gangsta moves, whassup wit dat?

He's just builing street cred. Homey be keepin it realz

This is his attempt to reach out to Dez Bryant.

Why can't our owner do something cool like this!!!!/CP brainchilds