THIS appears on your kitchen floor. What do you do?
 

Have sex with it.

/thread

Stomp that thing so hard, it ends up in the basement.

Lick its ass /billay

Your kitchen looks outside.

How about a NSWE in the thread title!!!

Not Safe While Eating!!!

What the **** is that?

Kill it with fire

Camel spiders FTW!


I have actually caught a few of those here in SW Kansas. My HS biology teacher said it was a fire ant, but after that BS email string a few years ago about troops in Afganistan killing these things I figured out what they realy were.

They are a LOT smaller out here, though.

Invite him in. Offer up some fresh crickets. Maybe a cup of tea. Probably chai.

.....

This place is slipping.


Grab the AntiFreeze

LMAO

I'd give it to this guy, record what happens, then charge people to see it.

You BBQ the little ****er.

Nuke it from orbit!