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Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:48 PM

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
 
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...o9qpkneINa__TX



Of course, neither do they pass or catch or block or tackle or cover or sack....or cover punts or kickoffs.

Bacon Cheeseburger 09-16-2012 09:49 PM

It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:50 PM

I will use this thread to make dastardly comparisons as to what it may be like to be a Chiefs fan

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:50 PM

Matt Cassel wouldn't be one of the "right 53" unless you were talking about a gang bang starring 90210 cast rejects.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:51 PM

Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

Flachief58 09-16-2012 09:53 PM

Watching the Chiefs is as much fun as removing all of your teeth with a jackhammer

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:55 PM

Oh yeah?

Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox.

BigMeatballDave 09-16-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8919185)
Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

:LOL:

Flachief58 09-16-2012 09:58 PM

Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:58 PM

"hey guys, last week's play was unacceptable. We have players that need to make plays and they did some good things I thought and next weeks' game we are going to ask them to make plays, as coaches we were looking at X's and o's and then I got to thinking about something else, because the O's remind me of something

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...1nnbZdYFxlJGJQ


So as you can see, the reason we've been blown out is we've been game planning O's vs O's and forgot all about the X's."
/coach Dunkin

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:02 PM

The Chiefs are so serious about winning that today, I witnessed 2 white running backs on the field at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME.


Apparently the glazed are Offense as seen above.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:15 PM

Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.

I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it.

One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth.




I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:22 PM

If Cleveland Fans are suffering a "Factory of Sadness" Chief fans are naked and strapped into some contraption in the green room of SAW XII.

Count Zarth 09-16-2012 10:23 PM

Let it all out. Have a good cry.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:24 PM

If Chuck Noland had been a Chiefs fan instead of a Titans fan, he'd have gotten back to the states, saw today's game and swam back to the island without his ball.


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