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Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:48 PM


Of course, neither do they pass or catch or block or tackle or cover or sack....or cover punts or kickoffs.

Bugeater 09-16-2012 09:49 PM

It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:50 PM

I will use this thread to make dastardly comparisons as to what it may be like to be a Chiefs fan

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:50 PM

Matt Cassel wouldn't be one of the "right 53" unless you were talking about a gang bang starring 90210 cast rejects.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:51 PM

Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

Flachief58 09-16-2012 09:53 PM

Watching the Chiefs is as much fun as removing all of your teeth with a jackhammer

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:55 PM

Oh yeah?

Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox.

BigMeatballDave 09-16-2012 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8919185)
Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.


Flachief58 09-16-2012 09:58 PM

Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic

Iowanian 09-16-2012 09:58 PM

"hey guys, last week's play was unacceptable. We have players that need to make plays and they did some good things I thought and next weeks' game we are going to ask them to make plays, as coaches we were looking at X's and o's and then I got to thinking about something else, because the O's remind me of something

So as you can see, the reason we've been blown out is we've been game planning O's vs O's and forgot all about the X's."
/coach Dunkin

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:02 PM

The Chiefs are so serious about winning that today, I witnessed 2 white running backs on the field at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME.

Apparently the glazed are Offense as seen above.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:15 PM

Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.

I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it.

One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth.

I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:22 PM

If Cleveland Fans are suffering a "Factory of Sadness" Chief fans are naked and strapped into some contraption in the green room of SAW XII.

Hammock Parties 09-16-2012 10:23 PM

Let it all out. Have a good cry.

Iowanian 09-16-2012 10:24 PM

If Chuck Noland had been a Chiefs fan instead of a Titans fan, he'd have gotten back to the states, saw today's game and swam back to the island without his ball.

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