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Chocolate Hog 09-20-2012 08:13 PM

Couple Had Sex In Car, Followed Family Who Watched And Pulled A Gun On Them
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...m_hp_ref=crime


Life lesson: If you see someone having sex while driving a car, keep your eyes on the road.

Suzanne Welker, 31, was reportedly performing oral sex on Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, as he was driving an SUV on Florida's I-95 Sunday afternoon, according to WJXT-TV. The couple allegedly became irate when noticed that a family was watching them from another vehicle, and they followed the family for more than 10 miles before confronting them with a semiautomatic weapon.

Louis Carr, 24, says he was driving north on the interstate with his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, and his 3-year-old son, and couldn't help but notice the Nassau couple doing the deed.

When the couple noticed the family staring, Carr says, Welker "jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window."

Gonzalez then reportedly slowed his SUV, began to tail Carr's pickup truck, and even attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail, according to the Florida Times-Union.

Carr ultimately pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant and bar owned by his parents. Gonzalez and Welker followed close behind. That, Carr told WJXT, is when "everything went crazy."

Welker and Gonzalez hopped out of their SUV, Welker toting a semiautomatic handgun. Witnesses say that Gonzalez approached Carr in a threatening manner. When witnesses announced that they were calling the police, the pair allegedly got back into their vehicle and drove away, UPI reports.


Carr and Broughman say the couple mistakenly thought they had taken photos of them having sex.

Welker and Gonzalez were later arrested at their residence in Fernandina Beach. Both were charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault.

Sex, guns, and moving vehicles have caused trouble for a lot of Floridians lately. Earlier this month, Amanda Linscott was charged with armed robbery after she allegedly pulled a gun while having sex with a man driving a car.

Chocolate Hog 09-20-2012 08:13 PM

This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

Lumpy 09-20-2012 08:19 PM

I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

Chocolate Hog 09-20-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8931809)
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

Lumpy 09-20-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 8931818)
You and Gonzo do it in the car a lot or do you watch others?

I smell a trap. LMAO

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8931809)
I'm NEVER moving to Florida. :shake:

LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Phobia 09-20-2012 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 8931793)
This story takes place in.......


Wait for it.......


http://gifs.gifbin.com/florida.gif

I remember when Rausch posted that gif in Sept of 2000 so thanks for keeping that memory around.

Spongeblack Bobtard 09-20-2012 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931854)
LOL

I am in November.

I lived in the KC area several yrs.

People are the same no matter where you go in this country.

Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

Inmem58 09-20-2012 08:39 PM

Is she hot? Where's the ****ing pics

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931879)
Not really. You belong in Florida. You will fit right in there.

Go lick your fathers taint.

Spongeblack Bobtard 09-20-2012 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931905)
Go lick your fathers taint.

Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Inmem58 09-20-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931914)
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Childish as usual

BigMeatballDave 09-20-2012 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackBob (Post 8931914)
Go lick some gator taint and blow away in a hurricane.

Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

Spongeblack Bobtard 09-20-2012 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8931931)
Your father killed himself because he was ashamed of your stupid ass.

You are a fantastic human being Dave and I love you as a man. Let's just hug and call it a day. What do you say?

MIAdragon 09-20-2012 08:50 PM

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suzanne-welker/34/a37/18b

Ouch, bet she's currently unemployed.


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