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KcMizzou 10-05-2012 09:31 PM

Family sayings that stuck with you.
 
So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.

durtyrute 10-05-2012 09:33 PM

"Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today."

Dr. Facebook Fever 10-05-2012 09:33 PM

"you damn kids!"

FAX 10-05-2012 09:33 PM

"Please put down the knife, dad."

FAX

durtyrute 10-05-2012 09:34 PM

My friends mom used to tell him when he was getting ready that "he moved slower than whale shit at the bottom of the ocean."

Dr. Facebook Fever 10-05-2012 09:35 PM

My dad used to say "there's a lot of quit in that boy" long before Ron White made it famous.

plbrdude 10-05-2012 09:36 PM

my dad used to tell me to want in one hand and crap in the other; then see which one gets full first.

FAX 10-05-2012 09:39 PM

"Why am I turning in circles, Mom?"

"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

FAX

ChiefRocka 10-05-2012 09:41 PM

"Sleep when you're dead"

BigMeatballDave 10-05-2012 09:41 PM

You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.

dtebbe 10-05-2012 09:42 PM

"Send em' to school and they eat the books" - pops

DT

Planetman 10-05-2012 09:42 PM

When my Dad watches me do ANYTHING that is not EXACTLY the way he does it, especially if I'm having a difficult time doing said thing, he'll say, " They way you're doing that reminds me of 2 old people ****ing."

KcMizzou 10-05-2012 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8980850)
You'd sell your asshole if you could shit thru your ribs.

LMAO Wow.

BigMeatballDave 10-05-2012 09:43 PM

You could tear up an anvil in a sandbox.

Dr. Facebook Fever 10-05-2012 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefRocka (Post 8980847)
"Sleep when you're dead"

My ex FIL used to say that to which I'd retort "I'll sleep while I'm alive so I don't end up dead sooner thank you." Mr. hardest working guy ever took naps ever day so **** him.


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