Confession: What did you do to deserve this?
 

I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

CHIEFS WILL!

I deserve this.because I argued against hiring crennel.

Thank you, Dad! You could have been a Pittsburgh fan, but noooooooo.

We probably all need to confess our sins in order for this thing to turn around.

What are you saying?

Nevermind. I read that as "Anal" sex.

I'm pretty sure that I was a serial rapist that kicked puppies in a previous life. That is the only logical explanation.

He spent time in juvy.

I killed 12 hookers with piano wire.

If you all are seriously wondering what Chiefs fans did to deserve this, then look no further.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...hoIw1H-g5Fhw6v

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

shoulda shot yo mama fo dat name she gave you

I wrote five articles extolling the virtues of Matt Cassel, with detailed breakdowns of good plays he made as a New England Patriot, right after he was traded.

I lied to the fanbase.

I am sorry.

Ok. I've got one. I shot a bunny with a bee bee gun one time and it ended up dying.

Ooh, that's good.