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gblowfish 11-14-2012 07:31 PM

I've got a cold, damn it!
 
I knew it was coming. My wife brings home all the crap that goes around the middle school. She's a carrier. She never gets it, just brings it home and gives it to me. Thank God middle schoolers don't get the clap.

Half of Independence must have a cold right now. Took me a half an hour to get out of Walgreen's because they keep all the cold meds locked up to stop the meth heads.

Jesus man, all I want are some tiny time pills.

Crap started in the sinuses, now slowly working its way towards my lungs. I'm in a very bad mood.

I might even say bad things about Matt Cassel if provoked....

ROYC75 11-14-2012 07:32 PM

LOL, this time of year, How dare it invade your body!

milkman 11-14-2012 07:32 PM

Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

gblowfish 11-14-2012 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9119532)
Well, you've been here long enough to know the cure for all things that ail ya.

Green Nyquil does look like Zerex....

milkman 11-14-2012 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9119535)
Green Nyquil does look like Zerex....

I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

gblowfish 11-14-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9119541)
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

Well, I'll hoist one in your honor tonight.

Inmem58 11-14-2012 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9119541)
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

I have a cold too, it's cherry flavor for me. That licorice shit is nasty

petegz28 11-14-2012 08:27 PM

I feel your pain. My wife was sick for a week....I've been fighting off something for the last few days but I am getting weak.....weak

JoeyChuckles 11-14-2012 08:44 PM

Can you do a "10 things about this cold" please?

dmahurin 11-14-2012 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9119541)
I'm one of the rare few that actually likes the flavor of Nyquil.

Me too. A half a bottle and a full nights sleep will cure damn near anything.

Chocolate Hog 11-14-2012 09:43 PM

The off season really needs to end

Buehler445 11-14-2012 09:45 PM

Same shit my wife does. Normally she gets it from the 5th grade varmints, but this time it came from her CCD class.

It hasn't gotten its claws into me all the way yet, but I'm fighting a losing battle.

J Diddy 11-14-2012 09:49 PM

Sure it isn't a yeast infection?
Pussy. Take some nyquil. :)

gblowfish 11-15-2012 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyChuckles (Post 9119740)
Can you do a "10 things about this cold" please?

10. Sneeze
9. Hack
8. Hock
7. Honk
6. Hock Spit
5. Cough
4. Couch Hack
3. Cough Cough Cough
2. Hooooooooooock....
1. Toilet Squid!

Pasta Giant Meatball 11-15-2012 09:27 AM

Sneeze on Cassel


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