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Chiefs Pantalones 11-15-2012 05:05 PM

I'm currently in the theater about to see the new Twilight with the wife
 
Special event before it comes out tonight. Man-card gone.

3rd&48ers 11-15-2012 05:05 PM

Turn in your man card

Mr. Flopnuts 11-15-2012 05:06 PM

Yeah. It is gone. Forever. You could've kept it until you came on a ****ing football message board to brag about it pillowbiter.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-15-2012 05:06 PM

Is your wife's penis bigger than yours?

BigMeatballDave 11-15-2012 05:06 PM

Is she carrying your testicles in her purse?

Pestilence 11-15-2012 05:07 PM

My wife is going with her friends. I volunteered to watch our three kids.


You're a bitch.

lewdog 11-15-2012 05:07 PM

If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!

Mr. Flopnuts 11-15-2012 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9121710)
If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!

He's married. It's not like he's getting any for this. Not unless he also tucked his t-shirt into his jeans.

Flachief58 11-15-2012 05:09 PM

So, does she ever let you wear your dick out in public or does she keep it locked in the safe & only let's you wear it on special occasions? :evil:

bevischief 11-15-2012 05:10 PM

JFC. Grow a pair.

Buehler445 11-15-2012 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9121710)
If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!

It would have to be pretty massive. Like letting you do some crazy position she wouldn't let you do before.

Or her sister or something.

TheGuardian 11-15-2012 05:11 PM

Man card obliterated.

keg in kc 11-15-2012 05:11 PM

Steak-and-blow-job week sounds like a fair trade for this. No, wait, make that steak-and-blow-job month.

lewdog 11-15-2012 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9121717)
He's married. It's not like he's getting any for this. Not unless he also tucked his t-shirt into his jeans.

ROFL

Probably a definite t-shirt tucker-inner!

DeezNutz 11-15-2012 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9121723)
So, does she ever let you wear your dick out in public or does she keep it locked in the safe & only let's you wear it on special occasions? :evil:

This is complete bullshit. She always lets him bring his dick, but he's required to store it in his ass.


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