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3rd&48ers 11-27-2012 03:28 PM

Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts
 
A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.
He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.

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Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."
He managed to pull free from the clutches of his girlfriend and run naked into the street. A neighbor allowed him to call the police from his home.
Hansen later admitted the plot during a phone conversation, he said. She said: "Treasure. I wanted your death to be as pleasant as possible."

http://www.yourjewishnews.com/Pages/24114.aspx

Sorter 11-27-2012 03:28 PM

ROFL

Is she from Florida originally?

scho63 11-27-2012 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9157299)
ROFL

Is she from Florida originally?

You would think so, right? :hmmm:

Munson 11-27-2012 03:36 PM

Death from motorboating?

Not a bad way to die. LMAO

Flachief58 11-27-2012 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9157299)
ROFL

Is she from Florida originally?

HEY! Cut that out you bastard

Frosty 11-27-2012 03:39 PM

This is why I married a woman with small breasts.

You can't be too careful.

Sorter 11-27-2012 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9157323)
HEY! Cut that out you bastard

LMAO

insert bugs buny GIF

scho63 11-27-2012 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9157333)
LMAO

insert bugs buny GIF

ask and you shall receive

threebag02 11-27-2012 03:42 PM

Shes gots some nasties

Sorter 11-27-2012 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9157327)
This is why I married a woman with small breasts.

You can't be too careful.

http://i41.tinypic.com/kcar1d.jpg

mdchiefsfan 11-27-2012 03:44 PM

Thanks for the mammories

Flachief58 11-27-2012 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9157336)
ask and you shall receive

Only in vaginia does a thumbnail=GIF :D

CoMoChief 11-27-2012 03:45 PM

I dont know if there is a better way to die than this......minus the suffocation part LMAO

listopencil 11-27-2012 03:46 PM

Your Jewish News? Also:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Munson (Post 9157317)
Death from motorboating?

Not a bad way to die. LMAO

^

suds79 11-27-2012 03:47 PM

This belongs in the "Off Season Lets Talk Guns" thread.

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