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scho63 11-27-2012 07:19 PM

Cowboys fans petition Obama to oust Jerry Jones
 
Now everyone wants to be a "Save the Chiefs" copycats! :doh!:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...st-jerry-jones

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Dallas Cowboys fans are calling on a higher power to erase Jerry Jones from the equation in Big D.

The Dallas Morning News reported Monday that a man from Ft. Benning, Ga. has petitioned President Barack Obama to remove Jones from power over the Cowboys organization.

The petition, housed on the White House website and filed under the category of "Human Rights," includes the following call to arms:

"We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch's immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress."

As we post this, 412 U.S. citizens have signed the petition. Only 24,588 more are required for Obama to take this seriously. We've dispatched Rosenthal to monitor this development closely.

Bewbies 11-27-2012 07:22 PM

This is embarrassing. Not on a football level, on a US Civics 101 level....

BlackHelicopters 11-27-2012 07:24 PM

'Muricans are smart.

Chief_For_Life58 11-27-2012 07:30 PM

I wish my owner won me 3 superbowl rings

007 11-27-2012 07:45 PM

I love it. They want out of the union but ask to have a football team owner removed at the same time. LMAO

whoman69 11-27-2012 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9157863)
I wish my owner won me 3 superbowl rings

Owner did what?

tk13 11-27-2012 08:31 PM

Obligatory JERRY JONES CARES!!!1111 I WISH HE OWNED THE CHIEFS!

Psyko Tek 11-27-2012 08:33 PM

OBAMA says **** texicans

I agree with this message
sorry austin chief

Ace Gunner 11-27-2012 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9157833)
Now everyone wants to be a "Save the Chiefs" copycats! :doh!:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...st-jerry-jones

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Dallas Cowboys fans are calling on a higher power to erase Jerry Jones from the equation in Big D.

The Dallas Morning News reported Monday that a man from Ft. Benning, Ga. has petitioned President Barack Obama to remove Jones from power over the Cowboys organization.

The petition, housed on the White House website and filed under the category of "Human Rights," includes the following call to arms:

"We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch's immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress."

As we post this, 412 U.S. citizens have signed the petition. Only 24,588 more are required for Obama to take this seriously. We've dispatched Rosenthal to monitor this development closely.

you got to be kidding me.

rabblerouser 11-27-2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9157907)
I love it. They want out of the union but ask to have a football team owner removed at the same time. LMAO

:LOL:

rabblerouser 11-27-2012 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lou_Zare (Post 9158076)
you got to be kidding me.

nope. **** Israel and the budget and whatnot...

Dartgod 11-27-2012 09:02 PM

I'm signing it.

LiveSteam 11-27-2012 09:30 PM

LMAOLMAO

Spott 11-27-2012 09:32 PM

I like his incompetence. I want them to suck forever even if it means that dickbag has lives to be 120.

If figures that the fan isn't in Texas because I've never met a Cowboy fan that's ever been to Dallas. It's an entire fan base of bandwagon douchebag fans.

LiveSteam 11-27-2012 09:47 PM

No longer Americas team
They are Obamas team,


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