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MOhillbilly 11-27-2012 11:11 PM

boar sausage
 
You nasty bastards clicking on this thread.

Went out to turn the cows out after morning milking and when I get back there the boar is in the dry lot fighting with the bull. Kids are with me so I tell the oldest to get a bucket of feed.
While she's doin this I separate the boar and bull from the cows up onto the side lot next to the hog pen. These mother****ers are fighting fellas. 1600 pound jersey bull vs 500 pounds of full tusk black hog.
Get the bull cut out pretty quick, go to close the gate and bam he gets me. I whack him with my sorting stick and he charges. Up on the rail fence I go.
Mean time the oldest gets back with the feed. I tell her to go grab the shovel and toss it over the fence. In the barn and back over the fence and time to smack a pig.
Off the fence to the shovel rare back touch my heels and blamo.
****ed stands there and looks at me. Grab the bucket of feed slop it and open the gate.
Here he comes. I come all the way back around on him half circle like and he just stand there for a minute. I smack the shovel on the ground and it bust in half.
He take a few step towards me and wheels around walks toward the feed and gilts gets rightfully up to the gate entrance and stops. Hit em right in the balls with the handle.
Same hog cut my step son open a few weeks back and ended up with 14 stiches.
I wanna shoot him in the face and grind his bones.

LiveSteam 11-27-2012 11:17 PM

Make bacon before one of your kids get's really hurt

WV 11-27-2012 11:17 PM

Cases like this are why you carry a sidearm.

MOhillbilly 11-27-2012 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 9158506)
Make bacon before one of your kids get's really hurt

His ticket was slated to get punched before this.

ghak99 11-27-2012 11:24 PM

Many years ago we tried to keep some genetics going and kept a group of pigs way too long. When they get that educated and that big, they are flat out dangerous!

Stab that bitch in the heart and watch him bleed.

LiveSteam 11-27-2012 11:27 PM

Chiefs Planet Xmas pig roast at MO's place

Dayze 11-27-2012 11:27 PM

can he play RT?

Phobia 11-27-2012 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9158538)
can he play RT?

He squeals just as much as the current RT.

Dayze 11-27-2012 11:30 PM

our current RT looks as though he was smacked in the face with a shovel as well.

Easy 6 11-28-2012 12:42 AM

Wading into two dangerous, fighting animals with a stick and somehow managing to corral them into a safer area? incredible.

Not knocking it cold out, priceless... dont let them test you like this, eat them.

RippedmyFlesh 11-28-2012 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9158658)
Wading into two dangerous, fighting animals with a stick and somehow managing to corral them into a safer area? incredible.

Not knocking it cold out, priceless... dont let them test you like this, eat them.

MOhillbilly should have a reality show. It would kick ass.
A farming based American Chopper.

ottawa_chiefs_fan 11-28-2012 05:43 AM

And people wonder why there are fewer farmers......

Hog Farmer 11-28-2012 07:51 AM

If you'd jack off your animals they'd be less fiesty.

Buehler445 11-28-2012 08:21 AM

That sucks MO. Butcher shop for that cock smoke. We always had feeders and they got big enough.

tooge 11-28-2012 08:23 AM

that bastage would be on a smoke pit this weekend if I were you


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