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BigMeatballDave 12-24-2012 02:13 PM

How old were you when you discovered Santa didn't exist and how?
 
I was 8.

I was living in Junction City, Ks. and I got up and saw my parents wrapping and placing gifts under the tree.

Rain Man 12-24-2012 02:16 PM

I think that I had some skepticism prior to this point, but I remember walking by the living room coffee table and seeing some women's magazine, and one of the articles touted on the cover was "How to tell your child that Santa Claus doesn't exist." It didn't break my heart to see so much as it confirmed that I had been lied to and deceived by my very own parents, not to mention the entire Christmas industry and all those television movies.

Buehler445 12-24-2012 02:19 PM

Don't remember.

LiveSteam 12-24-2012 02:19 PM

I was in second grade. My mom told me. I was shocked out of my mind but did not let her know that. I can remember that moment like it happened yesterday

Mr. Laz 12-24-2012 02:20 PM

Shut Your Whore Mouth :cuss:



Santa does exist!!!

jd1020 12-24-2012 02:21 PM

Santa doesn't exist?

Flachief58 12-24-2012 02:21 PM

What the hell do you mean, Santa doesn't exist?

Frazod 12-24-2012 02:21 PM

I don't remember either, but I do remember seeing the red light of a plane on Christmas Eve when I was 5 and telling my mom "Look, it's Rudolph!" :D

Bowser 12-24-2012 02:21 PM

Are you trying to tell us that Santa isn't real?

A Salt Weapon 12-24-2012 02:23 PM

He's not real?
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damaticous 12-24-2012 02:24 PM

I'm 37 years old and you just ruined Christmas for me. thanks. :)

something cooler 12-24-2012 02:24 PM

I was six and very skeptical just after Christmas. Not just about Santa, but the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, God, etc... Then I was playing with a toy that was from Santa when I heard my moms girlfriend whisper to her that she's glad she decided to buy it. So I told my dad and he told me Santa was real, but just before Christmas they saw Santa floating dead down the Missouri river. I stopped believing in magic all together that day.

BigMeatballDave 12-24-2012 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Salt Weapon (Post 9239033)
He's not real?
Posted via Mobile Device

Obligatory

CrazyPhuD 12-24-2012 02:25 PM

**** you for saying satan doesn't exist!!!! :cuss:

Bowser 12-24-2012 02:25 PM

http://i.lolzer.com/t/6/274/no-no-no-HELL-NO.gif


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