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Brainiac 01-05-2013 04:47 PM

(Humor) Broncos to bench Manning for playoffs
 
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Broncos to bench Manning, start Tim Tebow in playoffs


In a stunning move, the Denver Broncos have announced that they are benching Peyton Manning and starting Tim Tebow in the 2013 playoffs.

Bronco’s coach John Fox explains: “Peyton Manning had an incredible year for us. He passed for over 4,600 yards with 37 touchdowns. The way he came back after missing all of last season was inspiring. But let’s face it, Peyton always chokes in the playoffs. He’s probably the best regular season quarterback of all time, but he just doesn’t get it done in the postseason. Remember that awful pick-six he threw in the 2009 Super Bowl? That was the worst play I’ve ever seen, and it lost the Super Bowl for them. When I think about that play, I want to puke”.

Fox continued, “Tim Tebow is well-rested because he never really played this year for the Jets. I gave this a lot of thought, and I thought ‘Why not purchase Tim’s contract and start him in the playoffs?’. Tim steps up big in big games. He may have the worst throwing motion ever, but he’s a winner. I ran it by John Elway, and he agreed that this is a move we really have to make”.

Manning seemed to take the news in stride. When asked about the situation, Manning said “ There’s nothing like playoff football in my opinion. The problem is, I just suck at it. Remember how good I was in college at Tennessee? We had a great team, but we never won a national championship. It took Tee Martin taking my place the next year to bring a national championship to the Volunteer fans. That’s why I think it’s a great idea to bring in Tim Tebow. I’m not ashamed to say it: I am a Tim Tebow fan. I love that guy.”

Tim Tebow was unavailable for comment.

Buck 01-05-2013 04:49 PM

When does the humor start?

Dante84 01-05-2013 04:50 PM

(not humorous)

Flachief58 01-05-2013 04:51 PM

When did Tebag get traded back to Dungver?!?!?! I'm so confused

hometeam 01-05-2013 04:52 PM

Humor? Where?

Flachief58 01-05-2013 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9285763)
Humor? Where?

Your chest LMAO

Thig Lyfe 01-05-2013 04:55 PM

Hmm.

something cooler 01-05-2013 04:55 PM

I could really hear that in Mannings voice though.

Dante84 01-05-2013 04:55 PM

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hometeam 01-05-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9285769)
Your chest LMAO

never heard of it

Inmem58 01-05-2013 04:56 PM

..........dumb

Flachief58 01-05-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 9285780)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6mm7pXpDQ5U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OH SHIT! DATS MY JAM!

Flachief58 01-05-2013 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9285782)
never heard of it

Hey, if you're gonna put it right over the plate.....

Dante84 01-05-2013 05:11 PM

EQUALLY HILARIOUS


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Brainiac 01-05-2013 05:14 PM

Tough crowd tonight.


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