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Rain Man 01-07-2013 10:59 AM

You can't fool prison officials.
 
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/06/world/...html?hpt=hp_t2

Jailbreak! Cat caught with saws, drills and phone in Brazil prison
By Alden Mahler Levine, CNN
updated 8:15 AM EST, Mon January 7, 2013

(CNN) -- Prison guards in Brazil's northeast Alagoas state say they have foiled a jailbreak plot with a surprising accomplice: a black and white cat.

The cat had a cell phone, drills, assorted batteries and two saws taped to its body when it was spotted by guards on December 31 as it was about to enter the prison in Arapiraca, according to a statement released Saturday by Alagoas state prisons.

Prison officials maintain the items attached to the cat were to be used to facilitate a prison break.

The prison's more than 250 inmates were all considered suspects as officials said they did not immediately know who the cat was supposed to be aiding.

The incident is under investigation, and the cat was handed over to animal control, the statement said.

Planetman 01-07-2013 11:03 AM

I'm pretty sure that was the new Swiss Army Cat.

CHENZ A! 01-07-2013 11:07 AM

I saw this yesterday. I feel sorry for the friendly cat.

mlyonsd 01-07-2013 11:10 AM

Should have put the local cable company uniform on him.

Rain Man 01-07-2013 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9291982)
I saw this yesterday. I feel sorry for the friendly cat.

Me, too. Hopefully they can train him/her to be a helper cat for some disabled person and find a home for him/her.

jd1020 01-07-2013 11:13 AM

Was it a lion?

How ****ing big was that cat?

Pitt Gorilla 01-07-2013 11:15 AM

Trying to imagine a cat with a battery-powered circular saw strapped to its side.

bevischief 01-07-2013 11:16 AM

They should have followed the cat to see which inmate was going to deliver too.

Graystoke 01-07-2013 11:17 AM

That Cat must have had a tool belt.

http://www.safetygearonline.co.za/11...-tool-belt.jpg

CHENZ A! 01-07-2013 11:23 AM

There was a picture of the friendly cat with all that crap taped to it, and some cop choking it out. It was on Gawker.

Ace Gunner 01-07-2013 11:44 AM

a prison with only 250 inmates? lol

Rain Man 01-07-2013 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9292130)
a prison with only 250 inmates? lol

Yeah, but keep in mind that in Brazil it's probably a 100 square foot facility.

KCFalcon59 01-07-2013 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9292130)
a prison with only 250 inmates? lol

Marijuana must be legal there.

KILLER_CLOWN 01-07-2013 11:54 AM

Why not just kick the wall over and take off? I certainly hope they learned their lesson.

Lzen 01-07-2013 11:55 AM

Antifreeze.


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