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Saccopoo 01-08-2013 01:52 AM

Barnum's Animals Crackers
 
Who the **** changed the formula with this shit?

These taste like ****ing ass.

The good:

http://starhilldesignstudio.com/star...l-crackers.png

The bad:

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1231/5...b2cc22dd_z.jpg

I just ate the bad and it tastes like the ball sweat off of a New Mexico Javelina in rut.

Why would someone **** with such a good thing?

**** you corporate America! You ****ed us for Twinkies and now Animal Crackers!

**** YOU!

listopencil 01-08-2013 02:04 AM

They aren't the same. One is branded "Nabisco" (American packaging) and the other is branded for foreign markets as "Kraft." I don't know if they are made in the same place though.

listopencil 01-08-2013 02:06 AM

Barnum's Animal Crackers are all produced in the Fair Lawn, New Jersey Bakery by Nabisco Brands. More than 40 million packages of Barnum's Animal Crackers are sold each year, both in the United States and exported to 17 countries worldwide. The crackers are baked in a 300-foot (91 m) long traveling band oven. They are in the oven for about four minutes and are baked at the rate of 12,000 per minute. Fifteen thousand cartons and 300,000 crackers are produced in a single shift, using some thirty miles of string on the packages. This runs to nearly 8,000 miles (13,000 km) of string a year. Those bright circus boxes are produced in three colors - red, blue and yellow - with different variety of animals on each.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_cracker

Silock 01-08-2013 02:09 AM

RIP :(

It's like the now defunct Iced Animal cookies. They just aren't the same as they used to be.

listopencil 01-08-2013 02:10 AM

Hmm. I just noticed that the second box has "limited edition" printed on the side. It also has a polar bear motif. I wonder if you got some crackers that were sitting in a warehouse for a long time waiting for the Christmas season. Check the expiration date.

listopencil 01-08-2013 02:15 AM

Also, look at the flaps on top. There is a fake gift tag printed on it. It's a special Christmas edition box of cookies. The sell by date is in between the tag and the polar bears. Read it.

listopencil 01-08-2013 02:17 AM

God damn it, Sacopoo. I am now emotionally invested in your box of animal crackers and you've logged off.

CrazyPhuD 01-08-2013 02:26 AM

I can't believe you ate them....crackers is by definition....racist! Mmmmm....tastes like hatred!!!!

FAX 01-08-2013 02:31 AM

For God's sake, man. Get yourself some decent freaking animal crackers.

http://www.amazon.com/Austin-Animal-.../dp/B002F4XTAC

FAX

ChiefRocka 01-08-2013 07:09 AM

The Reece's peanut butter xmas trees and Easter eggs are half the ****in' size they used to be....FTBS

bevischief 01-08-2013 07:41 AM

They still make those?

KCUnited 01-08-2013 08:08 AM

Lol, animal crackers. Dino Nuggets dipped in Night of the Living Dead Sauce are what men snack on.

Dayze 01-08-2013 08:29 AM

I like them iced animal cookie/cracker things.

good lord I could kill a bag of them and a gallon of milk if left to my own devices.

listopencil 01-17-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9295582)
God damn it, Sacopoo. I am now emotionally invested in your box of animal crackers and you've logged off.

What happened with the animal crackers?

scho63 01-17-2013 07:28 PM

Nothing today tastes like it used to. All the major food companies are using synthetic ingredients to replace the more expensive natural ones.

Have you recently had a Milky Way or Three Musketeers? They are INEDIBLE and taste like shit!


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